• Interviewer: What American artist would you like to collaborate with?
• Tablo: I would like to collaborate with the youngest of the Jonas Brothers. Not on music. I would like to make a humongous pizza with him. Like, take a lot of dough, and shape that into the biggest pizza you’ve ever seen.
• Interviewer: Why is that?
• Tablo: I don’t know, he just looks like a guy that would be really good at making pizza.
• Interviewer: Pet peeves?
• Tablo: My pet peeve is that I’m not a member of the Jonas Brothers. I could pretend to be their brother, but people could tell.
• Interviewer: They have purity rings, they can’t have sex until they're married. You didn’t know, now you don’t want to be a Jonas Brother.
• Tablo: Well, that purity ring is fine, but that would get in the way of making the pizza. While we’re making the pizza just take it off for a second.
• Interviewer: He can’t!
• Tablo: We’re making a pizza, it’s not like we’re gonna make love.

What it will be like the last minutes of Tumblr if SOPA passes.

• Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
• Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
• Internet: We never left.
• Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
• Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
• Facebook: You're nearly there.
• Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
• Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
• Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
• Facebook: Until the end.
• Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
• Megaupload: No... we're here you see.
• Tumblr: Stay close to me.
• Internet: Always.